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"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 03/10/2016 at 16:27 • Filed to: None

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It’s people! The scallops are made out of people!

TheHondaBro > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 16:35

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SOYLENT SCALLOPS ARE PEOPLE!!!

vondon302 > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 16:39

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Now there’s a movie they should remake.

That's gonna leave a mark! > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 16:45

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Dam, Dam you all to hell! Oh wait, sorry wrong movie.

Patrick Nichols > vondon302 03/10/2016 at 16:45

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It would just be a documentary these days with that “innovator” shilling his meal replacement drink to the third world

Jonee > vondon302 03/10/2016 at 16:47

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Good idea. Except everyone knows the twist now. You’d have to change it to, like, kittens, or something.

Ash78, voting early and often > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 16:47

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You can have my human scallops when you pry them from my cold, dead hands! Wait, sorry, wrong quote.

TheHondaBro > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 17:00

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KKHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!! Shit, wrong movie.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 17:15

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“Let my people go!” Wrong movie? Damn.

fhrblig > TheHondaBro 03/10/2016 at 17:22

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“The dishes are done, man!” Shit, that’s not right either....

PatBateman > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 17:31

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I’m guessing they mean “testicles”.

tromoly > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 17:58

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“Dave’s not here!” Nope, not it either....

fhrblig > PatBateman 03/10/2016 at 19:01

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Wouldn’t it just be “man scallops” then?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 19:13

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I’m guessing they meant human scalps.

PatBateman > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 19:49

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That's sexist.

wafflesnfalafel > fhrblig 03/10/2016 at 21:16

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I believe you have just coined the next big internet phrase - “man scallops”

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > fhrblig 03/11/2016 at 03:30

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Pretty sure that’s a typo from “Hunan”.